Clit Moustache

When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.
'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'
by Kim Mitten April 23, 2007
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Devil's Moustache

Slang for the hair that grow's in a persons butt crack - specifically around the anus
He bent over, opened his legs and all i could see was a big, thick black devil's moustache
by shite_hawk November 03, 2010
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Pants Moustache

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.
You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.
by Anja_Antares November 10, 2010
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Moustache Whiplash

1. When you are giving a girl head and she is sitting on your face with your head between here legs and she suddenly orgasims causing you to get whiplash.

2. Alternative Punk Rock band from Outer Banks North Carolina.

3. Kissing someone with a moustache leaving your face sore.

4. The feeling of always being at the mercy of a Police Officers.
Friend: Man dude, your mom really gave me a bad case of Moustache Whiplash last night.
by Moustacheman October 05, 2009
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teenage moustache

Guys who just hit puberty who can't fucking shave their nasty-ass "moustaches" because they're too afraid to ask their daddy for a razor. Not dark, but noticable hair on a guy's upper lip. So gross.
Look at that teenage moustache. Yuck!
by Super Cool Cat. October 23, 2004
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Finger moustache

To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.
Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.
by PhilipSkovgaardDK February 23, 2009
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porn moustache

aka porn 'stash

the close and neatly trimmed moustache not extending beyond lips word by adult film actors, especially Ron Jeremy
Buck told friends he was an actor, but they could tell he was only in stag films because of his telltale porn stash.
by chromedome December 07, 2003
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