Midget Monia

Midget Monia is how you describe an upset midget who thinks they're tall but below 5'3

I have Midget Monia because I am 5'3 and average

by PoloForSure April 16, 2021

Myopia

Short-sightedness (Myopic - suffering from Myopia)

A:Can you please give me a hand moving house this weekend?
B: Sorry, I can't, I suffer from Myopia.
A: Sorry to hear that. What is it?
B: I'm short-sighted. I can't see myself helping you.

by jaffabuster November 8, 2009

Liam McPiam

A triggery person who's common sense is surprisingly horrible

Me: Can u get me a cat?
Liam McPiam: What the Frick are cats.

by JUNGHOSEOKSWIFEU October 30, 2016

Mopi

A very short person.

Kris couldn't see Mopi, as him being vertically challenged put him out of his line of sight.

by kjhfdalkjshsdf May 9, 2020

moriah

someone who is really fly
has a LOT of style and popular
very hott and loves to have funn

my best frind is a moriah

by manny43221 April 13, 2008

mopard

An epithet for one who shows a particular affinity for all things "Mopar," a derivative word coming from MOtor PARts, the parts and service component company of the Chrysler Group.

Mopards are usually distinguished by their vintage Dodge T-shirts, swollen knuckles, and at least a small amount of perma-dirt. A Southern accent is usually traceable, but not necessary to be a mopard.

Famous mopards include Joe Dirt, Bo and Luke Duke, The Blues Brothers, Arnie Cunningham, the guy Steve McQueen was chasing in Bullitt, and my buddy Travis, a damned fine sailor in the Navy.

It is a common misconception for a mopard to believe that yelling "HEMI!" will arouse any woman within earshot, instantly. But it is a misconception, and nothing more.

One who has gone sex nuts and mopard strong is not above fucking a Super B in the gashole.

A symptom afflicting the common mopard is the ever-growing stack of yellowed Auto Traders in the corner of the throne room, in which one will look for local specimens to go and gawk at in person, and possibly imply to the owner that they have the cash to buy it to convince him to let him "test drive" it, all while not having said cash.

by mr_gollihue June 28, 2011

MoPar

move over people are racing

I jizzed in my pants when that MOPAR flew passed me on the freeway

by dont hit me August 13, 2003