Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

Mookaman

A crazy person who gets into many arguments and is usually angry.

That mookaman wants to fight again. Paul, lets avoid the mookaman to stay out of trouble.

by gr01n5h07 March 9, 2007

Moosaa

Spelt with two fuckin A's, standing 6 feet tall, is an absolute beast of a human being, surpassing all human limits, mentally and physically; Absolutely ripped, can withstand all physical and emotional pain and walk away without a scratch. Has the brains of Einstein solving the Rubik's Cube in under 30 seconds! A professional Archer who can shoot over 140 metres, and is also a professional Boxer... don't fuck with a Moosaa. Where being on the right side of him, he can be the most friendliest, loyal, trustworthy and warm-hearted man known to existence, and will be there for you, by your side at all times no matter how much you push him away...the definition of a good friend. Although many ignorant people being a bunch of pussies mistake him for a prick as he generally takes the piss out of them and they can't handle it(get some thicker skin boi), but in reality once you get to know him, he is the nicest guy you'll know. Also a Professional Anime Pianist playing pieces above grade 8, with fingers faster than the speed of light, certified by his teacher who has been fingering for over 30 years who taught him herself, he is amazing at fingering, her own words being "you are very good at fingering and have nice technique". In summary Moosaa is the greatest man ever created, and not even slightly arrogant.

Person 1: Omg it's a beast!
Person 2: No.... It's a Moosaa

by Moosustopas October 28, 2021

Little Mookie

A ghetto name.

(Skee-Lo)
Hey, I wish I had my way
Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine

by lilmookie December 9, 2012

Mookey

1: A nick name for the funny guy in a group of friends that makes everyone laugh.
2: A nick name for people who are awsome.
3: Mytical creature thats half cow and half monkey.

1: Haha. You're hilarious Mookey.
2: You're so awsome mikey. Were gonna call you Mookey now.
3: Hey did you see that creature?

What was it?

I think it was like, half (cow) and half (monkey)

You mean a Mookey.

by Master Mook September 19, 2009

mook

A generic derogatory term. Many attempts have been made to define it, but it's used too widely to pin it down.

From the film, Mean Streets (1973):

Johnny Boy:
"We won't pay because this guy is a... mook."

Jimmy:
"But I didn't say nothin."

Joey:
"We don't pay mooks!"

Jimmy:
"A mook. I'm a mook... What's a mook?
"You can't call me a mook!"

A fight then ensues.

by ffub July 15, 2008

mookie sauce

a sauce or dip for eating with crabs.Made from mayo,ketchup,mustard and several other things.Made and consumed mostly by people with an Africian heritage.

a sauce made for eating crabs.I just made my special mookie sauce.

by ackman666 January 23, 2011