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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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moosibou

A hybrid of a the mammal moose and the north american caribou. Moosibou are found in highly dense wooded areas and are rarely seen near highways. There has only been 2 recorded sightings of this majestic creature due to the mass deforestation of rural areas.

Therefore the population of moose has decreased and they are now relying on caribou to reproduce.
"Holy Gunshots! Is That A The Majestic Rare Moosibou!?"
by VINYEAR January 25, 2013
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moochin nigga

When a nigga is high and he tries to mooch. Moochin niggas will try and mooch anything: food, drinks, jackets, hats, and more. Moochin niggas are nice when they are sober but when they are high they become a real pain in the ass cause they always tryna mooch your shit.
Henry: Yo can i get some of those Kidd valley fries? I’m hella hungry.

Me: Yo Henry chill out you just ate two orders of fries when we were in the restaurant and now you tryna mooch my shit? You really have become a moochin nigga.
by Moochinnigga123 August 16, 2019
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mokshitha

Mokshitha basically is a rare find.

Kind hearted and extremely caring once she knows you.

Also you don’t find her, she finds you.

Can be lazy but actively partying simultaneously. Always up for a drink or two or more.

Humble and respectful towards people around her. Similarly could be fierce and someone you don’t want to be around when she’s not in the right head space.

Looks extremely gorgeous and has sharp features that cannot be ignored.

Will burst out blushing if given a compliment.

She’s a good listener and also observant.

A rare kind you can find. Oh wait only she can find you!
Mokshitha is amazing
by TRESSPASSER November 23, 2021
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Mokshit

Secretly cares for his loved ones....roasts everybody everytime....fun loving guy...loves his friends to the moon and back..weird sense of humour
Mokshit is a boy
by Existing human November 23, 2021
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Mooshing Loser

1. A Mooshing Loser is a synonym for any said "Moosh Hater". commonly spotted circle jerking with their buddies to the women of youtube for example OlgaKay, LisaNova, and Hotforwords etc..

2. Moosh(ing) can also be substituted for any vulgar word or slang that you may want to disguise in a public setting.
1. The epitome of a Mooshing Loser is the "myth" better yet mystery of the "Author" Moosh Hater as being a transvestite. It is apparent that this "she-male" has an undying love for OlgaKay and her loyal Moosh Army, personally I would call it a sad obsession. The "she-thing" even incorporates "Moosh" into "he she's" own name. Whats that telling you?

2. Go Moosh yourself

You're a Mooshing peice of Moosh

Yea I was Mooshing that girl all night
by iTzNoxXx May 16, 2010
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Moosh

MOOSH is an official key word that Olga Kay uses in her show on youtube
The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.
MOOSH can also be used to replace bad words in public conversation.
Your so MOOSHtastic!
I'm gonna MOOSH you up!
I like MOOSH potatoes.
by Youtube's ShaneIsShaneTV April 17, 2010
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