monocoitus

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

by Philly Rodent January 3, 2009

Princess Mononoke

Stunning, awesome, inspirational, wonderful.

Princess Mononoke is stunning, awesome, inspirational, and wonderful.

by Ashitaka February 25, 2004

monohouøde

An individual of lower intellectual capacity.

Jakob is such a monohouøde retard
Are you monohouøde og something?

by torebunnpris November 5, 2015

monohagamous

A gay man who is loyal to only one hag.

"Brooke, don't bother asking Steve to hang out. He's totally monohagamous with Claire."

by thulerack August 17, 2007

monologumous

Monologumous is the adjective of monologue. To say that something is monologumous means that it holds the characteristics and/or traits of a monologue piece.

Josh: Is this more of a narrative or a monologue?
Kate: That shit's monologumous!

by kosh2530 October 25, 2009

Monopoly-Knees

The pain you feel in your knees after playing countless hours of Monopoly, sitting on the floor. Also includes any other board game played on the floor.

"Damn! We've been playing for hours, I'm starting to get Monopoly-Knees!"

by RodneyFallafel December 26, 2011

monomotional

When someone expresses only one emotion usually never smiles or shows happiness.

Me- "Hey dude how you doing?" :D

Guy- :|

Me- "Ok bro have a good one!" :D

Guy- :|

Me- "Cheer up bro. Don't be so monomotional."

by Bell2k16 August 4, 2014