tech monkeys

All the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or IT hardware.

John: WTF? Twitter is down again!

Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.

by LittleNano April 7, 2011

Dave Monks

sexy beast. crowd pleaser. lead singer and bassist of one of the best canadian indie bands out there.

hey i saw tokyo police club the other night in concert and dave monks made me want to lose my v-card to him.

by Coco apple October 18, 2008

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

Barrel of monkeys

A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by Nick Cusa September 24, 2006

Dave Monks

Lead singer and bass player of the band Tokyo Police Club.

Dave Monks writes great music.

by thesearenotflowers November 3, 2008

Arctic Monkeys

A really underground band that your mate might tel, you about at the bus stop after school. But their like really underground like nobody has heard of them at all. If you meet someone who’s heard of them that’s like winning the lottery

Yeah I don’t like popular music, I really like underground bands like Arctic Monkeys

by TommyT-Babay!!!! May 24, 2021

Lump monkeys

Lump monkeys is a hunchback person with a growth the site of your fist on their back.

“Look at those crusty lump monkeys over there.”

by Ass_hat69 December 5, 2019