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monkey pox

An evil disease that was delivered to mankind via the gopher, who are slaves to their evil monkey masters.
George showed up at my front door with a package. He was itching himself(a symptom of monkey pox) so I killed him and blew up the package.
by Fowzilla November 25, 2003
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monkeyboy

i hear that monkeyboy likes it up the anus while he strums his plank
by eamon target September 4, 2003
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Monkey Pox

The monkeypox virus is an orthopoxvirus that causes mpox (monkeypox), a disease with symptoms similar to smallpox, although less severe. Key facts

Vaccines used during the smallpox eradication programme also provided protection against monkeypox. Newer vaccines have been developed of which one has been approved for prevention of monkeypox
Monkeypox is caused by monkeypox virus, a member of the Orthopoxvirus genus in the family Poxviridae.
Monkeypox is usually a self-limited disease with the symptoms lasting from 2 to 4 weeks. Severe cases can occur. In recent times, the case fatality ratio has been around 3–6%.
Monkeypox is transmitted to humans through close contact with an infected person or animal, or with material contaminated with the virus.
Monkeypox virus is transmitted from one person to another by close contact with lesions, body fluids, respiratory droplets and contaminated materials such as bedding.
Monkeypox is a viral zoonotic disease that occurs primarily in tropical rainforest areas of central and west Africa and is occasionally exported to other regions.
An antiviral agent developed for the treatment of smallpox has also been licensed for the treatment of monkeypox.

At this time, data suggest that gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men make up the majority of cases in the current mpox outbreak.
Monkey pox
Yet they help the pride parade last year with out a shit givin to your health
It is shocking that we saw a aids 2.0 and the people behind the pride parades did not want to cancel because they knew that if they did then pride parades would stop especially the fact that the 2021 was the "you can't cancel pride" and if it did the following year

it would break the sprit of every crazed 'look at me' queers

while leaving the sanes ones finally be accepted in society

because new flash the parades are pushing people futher in the closet
by Facts hurt thy March 18, 2023
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Monkeyofdoom

monkey that could end the world. also used as a Nickname on the internet.
common monkeys inc mojojo, or any evil monkey race.
by Monkeyofdoom April 11, 2005
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Monkeylove

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.
Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.
by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006
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monkeyhole

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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Monkeyboy

See Steve Ballamer.

A derogatory nickname for the current CEO of the Microsoft Corporation.
"Hey, did you see that video of Monkeyboy the other day?"
by LeesyKate August 6, 2008
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