monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.

Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.

by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012

A Monkeyfuck

One who fucks squirrels up the ass

"HOLY SHIT!!! That Monkeyfuck is fucking a squirrel up the ass!!! Daaaaaaaaaaamnn this is soooooo hott!!!!!!"

- A Monkeyfuck

by A Monkeyfucker June 30, 2009

monkeyfucker

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....

a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey

by W HP February 23, 2004

monkeydoodle

people who look like monkeys with poodle with hair.

Last year in english class, amy would annoy the crap out of everyone in our english class and me and brittany gave her the name monkeydoodle.

by john jacob heimer shmidt November 29, 2009

Monkeyflipper

A non-dirty version of the word 'motherfucker'. Defined as a 'useless person', or sometimes for a jackass. Can be used as an expletive or a name.

The word was coined by Internet personality Toby Mobias in 2007.

*spills coffee*
Man: MONKEYFLIPPER!

by Toby Mobias August 10, 2009

Monkeyfishy

An amazing, down syndrome fish that was magically turned into a monkey when it saw a banana on the ground and started sucking it. The species is now very much extinct and only 2 remain in the world. Both are located in South Florida. Go to Miami Lakes Educational Center. This species in females are very beautiful, exotic, complex, wonderful, trustworthy, and just the best person you'll ever find in the world. While the males are everything the opposite of the female. Go figure.

I love my monkeyfishy Isis!

by Monkeyfishy1 November 23, 2009