moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb

by dudespace01 September 7, 2015

Crack-mite

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.

Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.

Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.

by Boo-HV August 16, 2017

Des Moines Surprise

To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.

I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.

by Superscope March 1, 2008

maite

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST. HE IS REALLY GORGEOUS AND SO NICE. AND I LOVE HIM SM

Maite>>> you

by atsumoose May 31, 2021

Moises

Usually a hispanic/latino boy gets all the ladies most guys hate him because they aint him can drop bars

Moises is awesome

by Pussymaster11& September 18, 2016

Moider

A Wigan term - to pester someone, or generally collar them on a particular subject beyond the realms of polite conversation

'Where has Neil gone?' 'He's over by the bar moidering someone'

by J Biscuit August 30, 2007

Moisterbate

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.

Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011