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Mom I’m Famous

Person 1 says a joke and gets 12K likes”
Person 1: “Mom I’m Famous
by I’m an Airplane lover June 9, 2022
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momicide

momicide- when a mother kills her own children.
the crazy mother committed momicide when she drove her car into the river with her children in the back seat and left them there to die.
by rickard from mi. December 4, 2009
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Momism

mom-iszem), noun,
A parade of questions that mothers ask their offspring when they arrive home from school.

Examples of common momisms:

1. How was school?

2. What did you learn?

3. Are you hungry?

4. What did you eat?

5. Why aren't you hungry?

6. Are you okay?

7. Are you sure you aren't hungry?

etc..
"My mom's momism's have been getting more and more annoying."
by ALDS1001EXAMPLE June 13, 2014
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momitor

synonymous to monitor, but changed to reflect the monitoring styles of ones mother, to keep an eye on; keep under surveillance.
Cari, wasn't able to sneak out for the party. Her parents momitor her to closely.

You can't say bomb in an airport, the government is momitoring us.
by 5putn1k September 15, 2006
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mominatrix

A cougar with a BDSM fetish, specifically one who is into femdom,Hardcore, and domination play. Similar to a GILF but more specific
Yo dude did you see Tom's new girlfriend? She's like 60!

Yeah dude, shes a Mominatrix! You should see the whip marks on his back!
by BaronVonCuddly September 12, 2018
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Momish

A mixture of "Omish" and "Mennonite", founded on October 19th 2020 after Oley Valley Girls Field Hockey Clapped Lancaster Mennonite and converted them to Momish. Followers of Momish must wear mom jeans 24/7, have to drive soccer mom vans, and allowed to use electricity......sometimes.......
Did you hear Becca is Momish now?
by Neidert October 19, 2020
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Momiji

Momiji bunny boi is my son
by Skl8888 July 5, 2021
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