A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.
We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.
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A commercial where product is advertised along with images of beautiful Earth landscapes. (Includes: music, pristine inland lakes, anything green)
Often with contradictory messages.
i.e. large SUV eco-mercial
Often with contradictory messages.
i.e. large SUV eco-mercial
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Get the shit merchant mug.One of the finest cars in the world. They are luxurious, reliable and beautiful. The name is a byword for quality, customer car and luxury. Unfortunately in the mid 1990s the company started cutting corners and the quality dropped.
Luckily Mercedes Benz has started making great cars again. Since 2007, the quality of their cars have drastically improved
Luckily Mercedes Benz has started making great cars again. Since 2007, the quality of their cars have drastically improved
There are two types of cars in the world, there are cars and there are Mercedes-Benz.
My W124 has never has ANY problems. It is still tight as a drum and runs like it is brand new after 18 hard years and 157,000 miles on the clock
My W124 has never has ANY problems. It is still tight as a drum and runs like it is brand new after 18 hard years and 157,000 miles on the clock
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