The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories
Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
Minimum wage is the group of people that u claim friends and fuck with hard.
Example:only minimum wage 😒
Example:only minimum wage 😒
by Triphy or triphyness October 22, 2019
A law put in place to defend restaurant workers and convenience store workers from union-busting tactics spearheaded by republicans and corporate lobbyists that requires them to pay their employees a living wage.
by Kersplooch January 31, 2021
Someone who shows up to work or other organized events and does the bare minimum all days of the week at all hours of the day.
Has no work ethic.
Has no work ethic.
by Papaslocas March 28, 2024
B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 24, 2019
Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.
by SarahADowney March 30, 2021