Meated

The term for slapping a hoe with your massive cock

I totally meated the shit out of that hoe last night

by Sully1027 July 8, 2016

Pull a mencer

To intentionally fail socially by not participating in social or extracirricular activities. Often times excuses are made for non-participation. Outstanding attributes of the aforementioned excuses are that the alternative anti-social event suggested by the excuse will be boring, lame, and will not take long to complete. Sometimes the cause of this phenomenon is the lack of permission of a significant other. See whipped.

Dude 1: Hey man, wanna go to the bar tonight?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm gonna pull a mencer and water my plants and watch some paint dry.

by AsianJew45 October 29, 2008

mentel

Mentel: you forgot how to spell mental

But mental is when something is insane, or just downright gnar.

Person 1: hey are you mentel
Person 2: no, why did you misspell mental
Person 1: oh i did
Person 2: you are mental

by Hamgurber November 25, 2019

meaterus

Slang term for a womans uterus, first used in Christchurch, New Zealand.

"It's that time of the month again. It's like all the energy has been taken from my extremities and is centralised in my meaterus!"

by Mish June 17, 2006

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

melted ice

a drink mainly consumed in first-world countries due to its elegance

me: i haven't had any melted ice in years
you: yeah

by Justin Glucose February 27, 2019

mendedfence

mendedfence: the hottest and funniest tiktok page ever, I love them sm and they’re so cool.

I love mendedfence she’s so cool, you should follow them <3

by SuperBananaMan September 27, 2021