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melly uss

Jane has a melly uss

I want to get some melly uss tonight
by jimowe December 29, 2006
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Melli

A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.
Melli is the smelliest warden. Smelli Melli. I hope he dies
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Melli Balcer

Melli Balcer is so hot. Even though she has boys (and girls) wrapped around her finger she will always choose that one boy who wants absolutly nothing to do with her. Melli has big boobies and a messy room.
by Biggerballsack November 21, 2023
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Melly Up

To kill a spider with your bare extremeties, because you're bigger than a spider!
'Oh man, you should have seen the size of that spider! Usually I'm scared shit of spiders, but I had to Melly Up because I was by myself.'
by electricsauce September 25, 2011
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Melly

A perfect girl, that everything about her is perfect, her personality, her face, her body, her cuteness, just everything
by 6LALA9 February 13, 2022
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Melly

I would "Melly" her insides
by MurdaYork December 20, 2018
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Melly

A delightful individual who I love very much. They have big ol blue eyes and pleasant facial features, and to top it all off, they give wonderful hugs. Melly is an ideal person to snuggle with because they let you rest your head on their chest and have a nap. Melly is tall which is good for reaching things on the top shelf and intimidating small children, however if they put their brothers God awful skeleton mask on one more time, I will die. Melly is a fantastic baker and can eat unreasonable amounts of food, which although very impressive, does make me nervous for our future food shopping Bill's.
'How are you, melly?'
'I'm good, I just had a small breakfast of 3 pieces of bacon, 2 bits of toast, a bowl of cereal, 2 muffins, some noodles and a spooky pink cake.'
by Helga mcgelga November 3, 2019
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