Melissa

Town whore. Has no girl code. Will throw herself onto your man the moment your back is turned simply because and wanted the love he gave you, because she doesn't know who she is, she's lost trying to be anyone but herself because she knows if she just acts like herself, she'll be standing alone
Damn man I think I caught "The Melissa Crud" . My balls won't quit itching, it's definitely the "The Melissa Crud"
by PrettyPreciseWitty&Petty11223 February 03, 2025
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Melly

Multi-faced and Multi-personality. Will date rape you then rob you blind leaving you with only an std to remember her by. Then a year later you see her wearing your clothes and driving your car with your ex who's also wearing your clothes and make up, she goes hard for a fix. Will kick her own mother out of her home just so she can move in tweakers.
Hurry Smokey tuck your chain here comes Melly.

Craig, Melly wants to know if she can borrow your microwave.
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