Michigan Meatpacker

The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.

Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."

I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"

by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010

meatstick

My boyfriends nickname because he has a large penis.

Come here meatstick!

by The Crackette July 24, 2003

Slick Meatsickle

When you ejaculate inside a girl, pull it out and let her lick the aftermath off your dong like a popsicle.

Have you ever falling asleep during a slick meatsickle?

by Mike elliott March 31, 2009

meatspace

sounds like pussy to me.

i slid my meat into her meatspace and nearly crushed her cervix.

by turner February 24, 2005

meatspace

the name for the more desparate-sexual partner/date-hunting side of myspace.com

coming from the slang terminology "meatmarket".

dude1: "yeah this chick is totally hot man, i'm gonna chat with her again"
dude2: "what, is this another one you met on meatspace?"

by Olly J February 24, 2005

Meatsacking

When you're so high you realize you're just a piece of meat hurdling through space on a hunk of rock. The feeling brings upon feelings of confusion and words of the philosophical nature.

"Dude, did you ever realize we do the same thing every single day. The exact same thing."
"Dude, you're so meatsacking right now."
"Nah man"

by Evelyn Renoir May 3, 2016

Meatstick

A better way to say dick without getting in trouble

Eat a meatstick faggot

by Elijah the meatstick man August 7, 2019