Meatsock

a variation on the traditional meathead, a meatsock is as it sounds. It is literally (for all intents and purposes) a sock full of meat. This can be made worse if the sock is smelly or dirty.

The act of having both your socks and your head full of meat.

you're a meatsock

there's nothing in his socks but meat

by GenghisChud March 30, 2010

Michigan Meatpacker

The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.

Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."

I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"

by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010

meatstick

My boyfriends nickname because he has a large penis.

Come here meatstick!

by The Crackette July 24, 2003

Slick Meatsickle

When you ejaculate inside a girl, pull it out and let her lick the aftermath off your dong like a popsicle.

Have you ever falling asleep during a slick meatsickle?

by Mike elliott March 31, 2009

meathawk

a woman's vagina with spread legs

her meathawk talons bit deep, and then flew me away; or drop down and get your meathawk on

by MC Mannilow the Meathawk Ninja February 6, 2008

meatspace

sounds like pussy to me.

i slid my meat into her meatspace and nearly crushed her cervix.

by turner February 24, 2005

meatspace

the name for the more desparate-sexual partner/date-hunting side of myspace.com

coming from the slang terminology "meatmarket".

dude1: "yeah this chick is totally hot man, i'm gonna chat with her again"
dude2: "what, is this another one you met on meatspace?"

by Olly J February 24, 2005