McGuire

sucking your own weiner for a long period of time before cumming on your face while fingering your butthole

that kid definitely mcguires himself

by anonymous 11111 June 11, 2009

Lessy McGuire

Another form of lesbian. This actually has nothing to do with the Disney character, Lizzie McGuire, played by Hilary Duff.

Girl 1: mmmm last night was great.
Girl 2: yea. wow. we are such lessy mcguires.

by Alice the Girl December 28, 2007

Turkus McGurkus

Someone from Turkey or part of a Turkish-speaking population. The most wonderfully Seussical racist slur you can get.

To your right you will see a Turkus McGurkus. These critters are pink, small, and have tails.

by kek! August 10, 2007

gizzy mcguire

TC Crews, i am a student at Texas Tech university and i enjoy eating jizz, hence the nickname gizzy mcguire. I also enjoy brushing my teeth with it, using it as hair gel, shampoo, conditioner and body soap.

I am TC, but i go by gizzy mcguire

by TC Crews August 28, 2004

lizzie mcguire

a really hot, underage girl; most men would hook up with a lizzie mcguire if they knew they can get away with it

GUY 1: Damn! Check out that raven-haired hotty with the bodonkadonk booty!

GUY 2: Back off, dude. That lizzie mcguire is only 14.

by Da Nastee One June 12, 2003

McGuire

A person who pretends to drink a lot an act drunk. But in reality is a lightweight.

Man your such a mcguire, you can't even take shots without mixing them in your water bottle.

by qwerty429 November 27, 2011

Lizzie McGuire

Lizzie Mcguire's best friend is Hilary Duff!

I saw Hilary Duff fukkin Lizzie McGuire!

by Erin Wakey Balowey November 15, 2003