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Manitou Springs

A mountain-side community built on the base of the infamous Pike's Peak of Colorado Spring, named after Chief Manitou, of the resident Native American tribe. The locals are spawned down from communes of hippies and nature fanatics from decades past. In the summer they generate a wealthy sum of income through thousands of tourists that flock from states and different nations alike. Half a day is all you need to do everything worth doing in Manitou.
Tourist: Hey man, do Manitou Springs hippies always walk up to you and start talkin' about wierd shit?
Native: Uh, yeah, that's all they do, really. They say they camer here many eons ago, on a giant, psychedelic spaceship, on a mission for intergalactic peace! ...And they wanted to harvest some weed.
by Kit-Kat-Katsu-chan March 1, 2011
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Malito

Malito is Georgian word and means that girl is loved so so so much by Dachito. Malito is the most beautiful girl in the world. Malito has the cutest visual and personality.

BUT only dachito can say malito.
Malito and Dachito are the most beautiful couple in the world.
Malito can be replaced with FISHO.
BUT only only Dachito can use those words !
Dachito: "MALITO i love you sweetie "
by Dachito April 25, 2020
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Matto

a diengeious dens mf who fell cuz he could not tie his shoe
matto vs chato
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Manitowoc

A town in Northeast Wisconsin where the unemployment rate sores, many stoners are very unhappy because they can not find weed unless they go to Milwaukee (see Milwaukee in Urban Dictionary) and gangsters, hicks, jocks, preps, stoners, and bad asses are the clicks. Most do not talk to each other.
Oh yes I forgot to mention, we can drink like the rest of Wisconsin, we do it all the time. When i say all of the time I don't mean every weekend, I mean everyday.
My graduation service ended at 2 on Friday the sixth 2008 in Manitowoc at Lincoln High School. I took off my tux, cracked open a beer, drove over to my friends house while drinking it. I was wasted by 5'o'clock. I stayed drunk until the proceeding Thursday...literally
by Kipchogie June 21, 2008
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Mattox

1) (noun) A male that has an excessive temper, an ego to match it and alienates all the people arround him as a result. Any desire to run for public office by this individual will end in defeat( making this a perfect gambling opportunity). Avoid a Mattox at all costs.

2) (noun) A sexual position involving three men and a goat. The number of men is variable but the presence of the goat is required.
"I don't have the bail money to be friends with another Mattox. The last bankrupt me and I don't even know what became of mah goat."
by WheredMyGoatGo? October 22, 2011
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malitosis

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis
by dennis July 11, 2003
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Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.
Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.
by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016
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