Masturbise

Improvised masturbation

what more do I need to say

When I was kidnapped i had my arms tied so i had to masturbise using my legs

by Yo mom’s mom’s mom’s mom’s mom August 4, 2019

Masturbe

When someone is masturbating a associate charges in and interrupts the session.

Rob was looking for some safety scissors and accidentally became the masturbe to Phil's trip to pound town.

by Jordanmlat April 6, 2021

Masturbin

A person thats extremely good at masturbating, knows the in and outs, techniques, etc.

Person 1:Hey do you know why Ignacio stays so much at home?
Person 2:Yeah, i'll give you a hint, he's a real Masturbin

by Zetarro November 29, 2021

masturbed

the feeling of being disturbed while walking in on someone masturbating

just walked in on trevor beating his meat, i’m masturbed.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023

Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023

masturbaitorium

A wanking, masturbaiting room or a horny teenagers room

Jc’s room is a masturbaitorium

by Someguest69 October 9, 2023