Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

Masternate

When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015

masterbabe

1. A female attractive enough to be classified as spank-worthy

Best said by Divinyls "When I think about you I touch myself"

Damn, Sally is such a masterbabe.. seeing her in that top is going into my spank-bank.

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011