markleephobic

the best mark stan ever. she worships the NCT member, Mark Lee. she's also marks back scratcher.

@markleephobic is the one and only markzen to first exist in human history. stan @markleephobic

by markus leech July 23, 2021

Markled

To be suddenly cut off or ghosted by someone (usually a narcissist) who benefitted significantly from your relationship; specifically socially, financially, and/or professionally. Slander and defamation usually follow to justify the dumping. The ultimate betrayal.

"I supported my husband by working 2 jobs while he was in medical school. As soon as he got his MD, he dumped me for a hot nurse."
"Looks like you got markled."

by Pilot Hardy October 13, 2023

Markle Sparkle

Pulling a markle
:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty.
Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs

she has to be female.

and she has to be an underclassman.

you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you

Calvin: dude i cant beleive u pulled a markle Sparkle

ian:i know dude.... sorry.

Calvin: Say hello to megans law.

by DrOPpiNxBoDIeZ May 4, 2009

Markleyed

Being under the influence of alcohol to the point where you can no longer stand up straight, mostly mumble, scream out fraternity chants at the top of your lungs and eventually pass out either on the floor of a bathroom or in a storage closet.

Dude, Mike got totally Markleyed. He fell UP the stairs then slept in the kitchen storage closet. Great night.

by Snarfed July 1, 2009

markle

A small town in Indiana home to imbreds hillbillies and white trash. A sinkhole for any human with potential, being drug down by the hopeless around him. A town that leaches off of Huntington, Indiana. . . the only town in Indiana more bottom of the earth than Markle.

(Two people in a car on Interstate 69)

Person 1: Oh look, that water tower is so cute, it's even got a smiley face!

Person 2: Hit the gas! Speed up, that's Markle!

Person 1: Oh shit! I don't wanna get sucked in!

by Jason Clevenger March 27, 2009

markle

the marklenator

the marklenator saved my group

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

The Markle Claw

A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.

A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.

Wow! Did you see that?! Rachel just pulled The Markle Claw on Danny. He's in trouble now!

by Ada Shuffle August 16, 2022