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Dermal Majora

Blow Job of the highest caliber. Really long lasting, enthusiastic, mind shattering oral sex. Super Head.
She gave me Dermal Majora.

That Dermal Majora was bomb, yo.
by JediElle March 9, 2010
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milorad

Milorad is a person who is very charming, sophisticated, gracious and extremely attractive. He has that"something" that every man wishes he had, even though no one really knows for sure what "that something" is. Nobody really knows where he is coming from or where he has been. He is mysterious, which has a draw of its own. He is friendly to everyone, and has a way of making people want to be considered his friend. He does not make fun of people, generally; but if someone has crossed him, he can dash that person to the ground without them even being aware that he has trampled their head to put them down. His physique is also mysterious, as his attire is always business professional borderlining on sexy.

Milorad has a way of making his significant other feel as though they have psychic powers. Once they realize they don't have the powers, it is too late; he is already

in someone elses world. A Milorad has special healing powers, he knows exactly what you need. If any doctor cannot cure you, he can.

You cannot trust a Milorad, as he will tell you the same himself. Women throw themselves at him and make donkies of themselves. Men are attracted to him as well, but uselessly. Beware, a dark "knight" with a bottle of Amaro liquor will totally change your world!
Hey nosey lady....don't let me sense you thinking of my Milorad; I will put a curse on you!
by MaryKatherine Veras January 8, 2013
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dorkus malorkus

When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?
by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007
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maloria

The best Graal server there is. Has a leveling system, over 125 weapons to collect, you can join nations and sieze enemy castles, and there are plenty of monsters to kill. Often mistaken for a skin disease
I have a level 20 mage on Maloria.
by Sargtlin February 5, 2005
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Fuglius Majora

Someone who's so fugly it's like a terminal illness, there's no hope for them.
OMFG, some of the women on makeupalley.com suffer from serious Fuglius Majora, lulz. We need to send them ((((hugs)))) and prayers.
by Mr Swipe September 16, 2007
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malorne

Malorne is a street name for "coccaine"
dealers often exchange the street name to seal deals on the street.
"Yo Jesse you got my Malorne?, word"
"Hey did Nick just score us some more Malorne?"
by Dcptn January 5, 2005
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Majora's Mask

The sequal to Ocarina of Time that takes place after link returns to childhood and ends up in an alternate universe where the moon is about to hit the planet tameria and destroy it.

The game was probably the darkest in zelda history Story-wise, what with all the side quests and the overall sense of doom in tameria. It pretty much used a souped up oot engine, and played pretty much the same as oot (excpet for the fact that you are a kid throughout the whole game). Not quite as revolutinary as oot, but still an awesome game.
Unfortuantly, MM required that you have the N64 expansion pack to play it.
by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004
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