Millennials

Millennials are people around the age of 13-35 who lack empathy and are obsessed with their phones. They are the most entitled, stuck up, lazy, brattiest generation ever created. Their parents never learned to tell them no and will never have the guts to do so. They expect to be given what ever they want, whenever they want. Millennials are spoiled rotten divas who need to grow up and face the real world for once in their lives.

1: Man, these millennials really suck.
2: i hate millennials... they don’t care about anyone but themselves.

by Lbwest2424 January 14, 2018

millennial

Term used to describe a person with low iq, low self esteem, narcissistic tendencies and an inability to function without an iPhone. also, millennials have a tendency to run out in front of moving vehicles since its the drivers responsibility for their safety..not the milennial's.

That millennial thinks they are entitled since their parents used a book to raise them instead of common sense.

by IGotOne October 25, 2018

woke millennials

The word "Woke millennials", means a kid that's really high and has reached a stage of "Woke".

Dad walks into room: Why tf does it smell like weed
Millenials: dad i'm woke millennials !

by Peniselager May 2, 2019

millennials

A bunch of triggered snowflakes that mass dislike definitions mocking them

Millennials , they're everywhere here!! Be prepared!

by ceev-an June 1, 2018

Post-Malonnial

Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."

plural: Post-Malonnials

"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."

"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."

">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."

"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"

"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."

by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018

Millennial Nursing Home

A large, cookie cutter, cheaply made apartment building with all amenities included (gym, playroom, dog grooming center, etc). Millennial Nursing Homes cost $3,600 a month for a one bedroom unit, and that will go up by another $600 in a year. They are soulless structures with endless hallways, chosen for convenience and nothing else.

"I just got a new job in the city. I'm going to look for an apartment at the Millennial Nursing Home near the bus stop."

by chc69 November 15, 2022

mini-millennials

Millennials born after 9/11 (September 11, 2001) who have grown up without ever knowing a world without the internet and the looming threats of both terrorism and surveillance.

There are a lot of mini-millennials on smart phones at this Taylor Swift concert.

by djgoogletranslate April 3, 2016