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Malding

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
mugGet the Maldingmug.

keep malding lol

Not to be confused with "Mauled";

Used by anime game players in roblox when

you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to

*To "stay mad"*
*Insert very strong argument/case here*
"keep malding lol"
by s15dictionarist May 15, 2024
mugGet the keep malding lolmug.

malding

when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.
"HAHA you loser, KEEP MALDING"
by Miss's Phalanges August 24, 2022
mugGet the maldingmug.

Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.
I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!
by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022
mugGet the Mald Zeromug.

mald

when someone is super mad about something irrelevant or super mad about a video game
tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol
by kapgaming July 6, 2021
mugGet the maldmug.

Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.
Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*
by Xatnich March 5, 2018
mugGet the Maldemug.

Malding

This man is malding on Crypto.
by anonymous November 4, 2021
mugGet the Maldingmug.

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