by JetBlackAttack November 29, 2007
Get the maile mug.Maile (pronounced MY-lĕ) = a flowering plant, typically sweet smelling, native & unique to the Hawaiian Islands. At one time the Maile lei was only used by nobility, as well as those in power in Hawaii. Today, this lei typically is found in Hawaiian wedding ceremonies.
Maile is also a distinctive Hawaiian name.
Maile is also a distinctive Hawaiian name.
It's always stunning to see a truly beautiful lei made by maile.
You cannot find a plant quite like maile anywhere else in the world except Hawaii.
I'm probably going to call Maile tomorrow after school.
You cannot find a plant quite like maile anywhere else in the world except Hawaii.
I'm probably going to call Maile tomorrow after school.
by kystnpl-omaha August 24, 2009
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by St Barts October 29, 2020
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Get the darth mauled mug.The paradoxical point found in between True and False. This state cannot be proved, disproved, or categorized in any way.
When I sleep I flip my pillow over so I can feel the cool side. True/False: Maile
I went to a pretty mellow rage 3 nights after yesterday, and became completely inebriated while remaining perfectly sober at home reading the TV and being ridden by a majestic unicorn. True/False: Maile
Last night, instead of taking the transit bus home, I hopped on my sexually-enhanced velociraptor and rode to the Promise Land. True/False: Maile
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, will I still masterbate to Good Housekeeping? True/False: Maile
I went to a pretty mellow rage 3 nights after yesterday, and became completely inebriated while remaining perfectly sober at home reading the TV and being ridden by a majestic unicorn. True/False: Maile
Last night, instead of taking the transit bus home, I hopped on my sexually-enhanced velociraptor and rode to the Promise Land. True/False: Maile
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, will I still masterbate to Good Housekeeping? True/False: Maile
by DirtyMikeAndThaBoyz June 20, 2011
Get the Maile mug.Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
Get the hair of the bear that mauled you mug.Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.
*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus
by bobbert the ghost eating toast August 22, 2011
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