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A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.
"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."
by sedski April 26, 2025
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Maddison Harraway

They gossip alot but tend to be kind and caring. They dislike being silent and tend to create drama. They are a genuine and forward person but can be very persistant.

Overall they are unqiue but weird
maddison harraway is help
by Maddison Harraway January 27, 2022
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maddison

a type of bear that paul wesly doesnt like
gemma made her water with maddison bear
by themilkyourdaddywanted April 3, 2022
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maddison

All maddisons are bitches and pick me's.
Never trust a maddison
They are not good friends and they are just a bitch
Maddison is a bitch.
by we. love. kiwi May 17, 2022
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Maddison

A very beautiful and nice woman but is very likely to cheat on you so I would be careful
Wow Maddison is pretty but hops around boys too much
by Hayden N. February 18, 2022
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Maddison (Maddie)

She is funny and friendly but can be on the self-absorbed side of things. Maddie will always be determined to find the perfect guy and never turns down the opportunity to ditch her current boy and leave to find someone less "boring". She has the idea that she is "better" than everyone around her and although she is pretty on the outside, there is a whole other world of ugliness on the interior. Maddie strives to fit in with the "norm", though she isn't always as successful as she hopes to be! You will often see Maddie making fun of other people in disguise of compliments in order to make it clear that she believes she is the prettiest girl in the club without knowing otherwise.
PERSON 1: Oh, Maddison (Maddie) is so hot!
PERSON 2: Yeah, I thought that at first aswell....
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Toni maddison

The most ugly girl. She is very big headed and believes everything she does is amazing. She likes to think she is funny and sometimes just isn’t. Her sarcasm is to much
by ...Liam... March 30, 2019
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