Macintoshin'

The process of stealing your bitch/intellectual property with extreme amounts of wealth. Originally started by Bill Gates. The only other person to accomplish this is Our Lord Lil B, the Based God. He will fuck all your bitches and you will cry tears of joy.

You may listen to "Think I'm Based God" by Lil B for further reflection and reference.

OMG BASED GOD YOU'RE MACINTOSHIN' ALL MY BITCHES THANK YOU BASED GOD. SWAG. CHEF. SWAG TO 100 TRILLION. COOK LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES WHILE YOU FUCK ALL MY BITCHES, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!

by LoyalSubjectoftheBasedGod September 10, 2011

macintosh

an amazing alternative to windows, which uses color and design (GUI, actual exterior) to make the computor experience exciting

iMac, iPod, iBook, CUBE!

by e March 27, 2004

macintosh

A computer system used by some as an alternative to PCs. Noted for their stability, Macs are commonly used for graphical design, editing and similar visual-performance tasks. Industry standard in photography and movie industries. Unfortunately, lack of developer support and relative nonexistence of an open-source community keeps the Mac a distant second in the eyes of the computing community.

iMac, iBook, i-anything, Jaguar, MacOS

by ZiggyFroid May 21, 2005

macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

by mofo March 11, 2004

macintosh

The computer you purchase when you are serious about your work.

My Windows computer wouldn't crash so much if it was a Macintosh!

by May Ouest February 12, 2004

Macintosh

1. Coolest computers ever, made by Apple (www.apple.com) 2. Personal computers that can't run the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)

by Mac November 23, 2002

Macintosh

The Macintosh is an OS that's optimum for digital photography and graphic design, like Photoshop, for animation, like Flash, and for video editing and publishing, like Final Cut. Great OS for artists and the like. Gets a bad rap over Windows because of it's sheer simplicity, but does turn out to have the upper hand for what you want to use it for.

Not too many games are made for the OS, but if you want to play games, get a Windows. If you're into doing graphical work, use a Mac.

Not too many viruses exist that affect a Mac, but many do for a Windows OS. But who's fault is that?

So if you're into doing some animation, photo manipulation, video and film editing, music editing, and graphic design, get a Mac. If you want to do nothing but number crunch and write papers after papers, guy a Windows. And if you want to play video games, buy a fucking Xbox or something.

Person 1: "I've been working on this cartoon for about two years now, and my hard drive fried!"

Person 2: "You should've been working on a Macintosh. They've got one hell of a graphics card!"

Person 1: "Really? FUCK!"

by PCs Are A Virus Farm February 15, 2007