maayer

An amazingly handsome boy

he was a maayer

by momotheawesomeswagalicioushors January 15, 2014

maserati

a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.

Nobody orders a maserati with a beer chaser.
Come up to my place and I'll make us some maseratis.

by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

Massery

A Arabian who blends in the United States as a Caucasian person. Even though they are just trying to make a living, everyone thinks they are a terrorist. They are often corky, and usually hairy. They may even come off as a pedophile.

Mike: Hey that IT guy is a Massery
Greg: I hope he doesn't blow my computer up.

by MatSS February 14, 2014

Luke Mauser

hot ass fucking dude and also like men aswell

OMG look it’s Luke Mauser

by duncan is hot October 7, 2021

matsern

A guy who eat's a massive amount of the norwegian burgers called "tiger-burger" from Esso

Person 1: Haven't that guy eaten 10 burgers now?

Person 2: Yeah, but he's a Matsern, he dosen't stop.

Person 1: Oh damn

by heaheaxdxd August 5, 2016

Maserati MC12

The Walmart Ferrari Enzo Ferrari

I was in first place the whole race until some bitchin Maserati MC12 cut me at the very end

by Bravo Bickham March 23, 2021

maaterbate

Where you look at tow mater pics

I just maaterbateed today

by AuthenticDictionary69 August 24, 2022