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Male Tears

A term that has been used since before 2012 to mock how much entitled men cry when women do or say anything that makes their sense of privilege feel even slightly threatened. But that in the last couple of years, men have attempted to change to mean sperm (even though there is no evidence of the term ever having been used for that previously). Because they have to undermine every single thing that women do.

the term 'man tears' has been used very rarely to mean sperm. But it is a different term to 'male tears' (the clue is in the way the words are not the same), and even that had originated with another meaning before being hijacked by sperm-obsessed men.
Neckbearded crybaby: I have to sit like that on the train. My balls are too big to sit like a normal, polite person
Educated woman: Male tears are delicious!
Neckbearded crybaby: Waah Waah. You're mean!
by Haru Yasumi October 2, 2018
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Male hoe

A nasty male that sleeps (have sex) around with every women or males they can. Getting expose to STD’s
Girl friend: oh who is that guy?

Me: no one worth your time, he is just a male hoe.
by Psexdom August 27, 2018
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male tears

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
by MxR August 19, 2014
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Male Orgasm

When a Males Is Having a Great Time Sexually and His Eyes Begin To Roll and His Moans and Groans Get Louder and His Penis Begins Throbbing.
She Was Too GoodI Got a Male Orgasm
by Urbanized Dictionary November 23, 2021
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male oviya

by DRDisneyRock January 30, 2018
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Male Chastity

Male Chastity is the act of locking a male's genitals into a steel or plastic device to prevent ejaculation, masturbation, and even obtaining an erection. These devices are commonly used today in Domination/Submissive relationships as a means of surrendering power/control to the dominant person (known as a "Keyholder"). Although, it can also be used by couples to ensure their partner remains faithful.
Dude, my girlfriend locked me in a male chastity device from Locked in Lust after she caught me sleeping with the girl next door.
by LL Creations September 23, 2018
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Male crab pregnancy

When a male crab becomes pregnant by doing yoga that strengthens the core. In other words male crabs can become pregnant by doing ab yoga.
Joe the crab is trying out the new trend: male crab pregnancy
by Linguine88 April 7, 2020
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