Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew

She made 10 more Pussy Laps.

by Fun-Size May 29, 2021

Body-lapse

A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.

"My friend made an awesome body-lapse video of her pregnancy - hers belly is every day bigger and bigger."

by Mörököllit January 27, 2015

Lapse

Jamaican term for unintentionally saying something gay, especially around around a group straight male friends.
The term refers to a brief lapse in judgement that makes an individual say something he or she did not mean in the way it was perceived.

Friend1: Ok so we need one more player for our football team.
Guy: OH, Dick ME! I mean pick!
Friend1: Bredda you lapse just now
Guy: Sorry idk how dick came out of my mouth
Friend1: You lapse again

by KyngButler April 15, 2021

Lapsing

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.

I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

by AMorgz August 23, 2010

lapsed

A mentally challenged individual who's lost in the sauce.

You're so lapsed bruv
Lapsed bunda
How lapsed are you

by Lord Pathi February 27, 2017

Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010