LMPAL

Acronym for Lick my pussy and leave , for when someone is mad or tripping way too much

dave: come on , just one nude pic wont hurt

lizeth: fuck off , just LMPAL

by crazz March 5, 2016

lapad

LAPAD - lick a pussy and die

Her Bf: We over, goodbye
Her: LAPAD nigga, smh .

by yamombitch. May 2, 2019

Leapard

Leapard is a girl named Lea’s fandom, so if you see a Leapard u BETTER be nice or else u don’t wanna know😌😌

”That girl is so Layal and beautiful, i bet shes a Leapard”

by LeaWhoElse January 16, 2021

lampapigcow

A lamp, pig, AND a cow as one creature. Usually found in 3rd grade drawings.

3rd grade Y/N: What are you drawing.
Friend: Lamp
Y/N: ok?? And?
Friend: Pig
Y/N: Wot
Friend: And a cow....
Y/N: What the hec-
Friend: ....As one
Y/N: WHAT THE..... HECKING HECK OF THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IS THAT.
Friend: It's a LaMpApIgCow

by JustGabbi&Katoe February 23, 2022

Lapabra

gael es gei :D

uso mucho lapabra

by gaelotudu noob March 10, 2022

lmaaify

LMAAIFY stands for "Let me ask AI for you."
You use this abbreviation when someone asks something they could have asked better, faster and easier ChatGPT, BING AI or even Eliza,

Random Guy: Quickly name a few celebrities who suffer from polydactyly.

You: LMAAIFY!

by stagerbn June 13, 2023

lapalanche

Verb. When one transitions from a sitting position to a standing one and whatever the contents of their lap falls to the floor ( i.e. lighter, money, cell phone, keys, pills etc., etc.,) with a loud thud surprising everyone in the room including themselves occurring several times to multiple persons whilst shamelessly getting TurnT & Burnt up excessively bumping they gums not giving a fuck.

Brady just stood up and there was a lapalanche of lighters, cell phone speakers and pills all over the floor.

Dude, you just stood up and lapalanched your whole bag of dro and money, fool, now pick that shit up!

by DirTy J & ToRiNastY... January 19, 2014