Rio Mesa Librarians

Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.

I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by mpmcgrat October 2, 2011

Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.

The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

librarian hand

long skinny fingered hand.

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."

by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020

The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.

I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading

by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024

The Angry Librarian

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.

Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.

by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025

rose the librarian

A boy who needed a nickname.

“Hey what’s that guys name?”
“I don’t know but I heard someone call him rose the librarian”

by Blue Younicorn December 4, 2017