cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

by Jeff October 27, 2004

Leotard

A Leotard is a cop that is retarded or generally just a dumb ass. Comes from the LEO which is short for law enforcement officer and tard as in retard.

I got pulled last night by this cop but turned out to be a leotard and so I just kicked him in the balls and just drove away and he didn't chase me either. Probably because his fat ass was too retarded to get back in his car.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

lactard

One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.

"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"

by lactarded llama May 29, 2004

Lactardness

The act of going to a restaurant and faking a dairy allergy to annoy your server

Lactardness: I am lactose intolerant. I can have a little dairy, I'll have the enchilada

by BvdGalLili August 22, 2015

Lactard

Someone who is lactose & tolerant and farting constantly.

Michael had to much ice cream and he is been a lactard!

by shtoogie123 September 5, 2016

Letard

The name Leah mixed with retard, "Letard"

"Im gonna call you letard now, do you know why? Fact you don't"

by Lalagoesgaga July 12, 2017

lemtard

very cool guy.

My friend is a lemtard. People wanna hang with him all the time.

by pukepukepuke December 5, 2018