leaker

Slang term for a fart that turns out to be an unanticipated watery shit leak.

Oh man, that one sounded like a leaker!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

eater leaver

1. person, usually tech worker, who stays just long enough at work to eat the company dinner provided to overtimers, and then goes home without actually doing overtime work
2. person who trumps #1 by going home with the company overtime dinner in a to-go box instead of eating it at work
3. person who trumps #2 by taking 5 to-go boxes of company overtime dinner for themselves and their family

jliaw: there's no food left except breadsticks, damn eater leavers

by niniane May 27, 2006

leaserig

A magical place with Unicorns and Rainbows where people go to rent hash. Crypto-Currency hashpower that is! There are poopyheads, Unicorns, Aussies and all other types of fictional characters.

"This was the most fantastic, awesome, great, wonderful experience I have ever had in my life. Renting this rig caused future generations of my children to become leaders in various countries and led to the civilization of 5 planets outside of our own solar system. After the civilization we began to make friendly and useful contact with other species and eventually developed a planetary federation dedicated to peace. All because I rented from Leaserig"

by miaviator June 26, 2014

Laperooter

An electronic item that can be utilised for study and work. Its common usage is for word processing, however, they have a multitude of other purposes, such as the creation of tables and figures for mathematic equations.

"Alright, chaps, It's time to get your laperooters out!"
"Is there a spare plug? I need to chargerooter my laperooter."

by chafeross1 September 26, 2018

Humor Leper

A killjoy that sucks all the fun out of life with their pretentious, politically correct bullshit and find every joke offensive. Usually a miserable dolt with zero creativity and sense of humor, they infect their hosts and surrounding and destroy any chance of a good time.

Wow! I didn’t know that Dave was such a Humor Leper, you can’t crack joke without getting a lecture from him, leave him home next time

by Lord evil May 23, 2013

AFL Spiritual Leader

An Aussie Rules footballer who exudes and combines leadership, compassion, heart and footballing skill to provide support to team mates and coaching staff on and off the ground.

Luke Hodge is the true AFL spiritual leader at Hawthorn football club, whereas Carlton FC don't have one at all. Judd is a purely paid player (albeit a very successful one).

by Flangebarron October 4, 2010

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

by ss++ February 8, 2005