Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019

lasson

a long rope or thong with a running noose at one end, used (esp. in America) for roping horses, cattle, etc.; lariat.

Honey, where’s my Lasson?

by S4pph1r3sl0v3rb0y May 1, 2022

LASSo

Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.

Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.

by QuacksO November 17, 2022

Lasso

Gender-neutral variation of lad/lass

Grandpa: "She's such a good lass."
Grandchild: "Wynn isn't a lass anymore. They're a lasso."

by N1ghtingle July 27, 2025

labia lasso

When a woman is trying extremely hard to capture a mate by being seductive or flashing her vagina.

Gabriela tried to use her labia lasso on Steve because she wanted to take him home from the bar for sex.

by L0wGun December 4, 2015

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.

If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016