Laptop Waffle

When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.

If you go on the myspace one more time, I'm going to make you a laptop waffle when you're at class.

by Jon Blaze 2k1 August 12, 2006

gaming laptop

like a gaming pc but you can bring it places

here is my ipad play on that. i have a gaming laptop

by NameSiren435547 December 26, 2020

Scouser's Laptop

A Takeaway Pizza (in box)

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"

by Buzzy August 13, 2006

Laptop leaner

To get an erection while using your laptop computer.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were swapping some HOT e-mails and I ended up with a laptop leaner."

by KendallLicksShannon July 1, 2008

Laptop slammer

The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.

Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.

Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.

by MsHahLee November 20, 2019

Gaming Laptop

A very loud laptop that you shouldn't buy unless you for some reason want to play modern games at 60+ FPS on the go.

Want a gaming laptop? Hope you can tolerate extremely loud fan noise.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

section 8 laptop

an old ass typewriter that is dumb slow

I couldn't do my homework Mrs. Smith i got that section 8 laptop

by digitalpopstar October 2, 2014