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laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.
DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.
by silvermanblue October 7, 2007
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lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops
Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement
by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008
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Chocolate-Laser

When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.
The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".
by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004
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flap lapper

“Hey, that new chick in the company is kinda cute.”

“No chance dude. Have you noticed her hoop earrings, the thumb ring and collection of Indigo Girl CDs? She’s got to be a flap lapper.
by Trav October 1, 2004
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lasersharking

Combining two things that are cool on there own to make something stupid.

like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!
guy 1: "I have the best idea EVER! Picture this PIRATE NINJAS!"
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."
by alex the greater November 30, 2006
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i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven
by SpecialID March 5, 2021
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laser turkey

Laser turkey is for pew pew not QQ.
by Malazoth December 23, 2008
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