laporte

the coolest thing alive
people wish to be a laporte

hayley you are so laporte
i wish i was laporte like you

by chris brown_cooo September 26, 2008

Laporte

Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.

The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.

"You hear about the guy that killed his wife in Vern's trailer park out in Laporte?"
"Which one?"

by TasakiDog January 20, 2009

lagomatic

a server or gamer that exhibit rare amounts of lag, usually because they got some lame ISP like AOL.

what you get when you host a game over 56k.

"dam this server is lagomatic" (ping -- 2000)

by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

lacom

a laconic/silent/quiet comedy, that's funny, but not funny enough to get an actual laugh, usually just a smile

so what'd you do last night?
just watched a lacom

by hewhosubmitswords August 19, 2009

Lapola

A god amongst mere men.

for a second there, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn! Or even a Lapola!

by alopalnoryb February 5, 2010

laportia

A big thick wildebeest from the jungles of the Dirty South.

I Like the way LaPortia dances on that pole.

by Jay_flip October 3, 2017

Lavomosexual

An individual who acts homosexually around a group of strictly males, but acts heterosexually around any group with at least one female present.

“Hey Corey, check out my meat! You wanna lick?” says Lavoisier.
“Ew shutup, Lavoisier” replies Corey.

*girl walks in*
“What’s up baby girl...” says Lavoisier.

“Lavoisier is a Lavomosexual, I swear” Corey says.

by Walka Flaka March 31, 2018