1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the first consenants in a word with the word "man".
A language racist is a person that intend to correct a person that writes something wrong in their mother-language. Knowing the fact that the person is from another country and does not know the language well enough to speak/write it perfectly. The language racistwill correct the person and leave him looking like a fool, which would make the corrected person feel sad.
Person 1: Helo all, whats up?
Language racist: Hello* (* = correction)
Person 2: Oh lol, owned.
Person 1: :(
Person 1: Youre such a language racist!
Language racist: You're*
Person 2: Hahahahahahaha
Person 1: .....
When Middle and High school students fight about who's language is best/least gay/coolest.
French and German almost always lose, simply because French is too gay-sounding and German is more or less useless.
Connor and Becky (both of whom took spainish)started a language war. They decided to play dirty and called Mary and Kelly nazis for taking German for the third year in a row.