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Language Paradox 

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.

Language Nazi 

1. Someone who is generally intolerant of other languages/cultures.

2. Someone who insists that all people speak the language Nazi's preferred language.
1. "Billy Bob is such a language Nazi, because he punched those two Mexican guys for speaking Spanish. Either that or he's in the Tea Party."

2. Language Nazis are quite common in the Republic of Ireland, where some people want to force students to learn the moribund language that is Irish.

language mananguage

A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the first consenants in a word with the word "man".
Chillin manillin with Bob Dylan.
language mananguage by Eduardo January 16, 2004

Language racist 

A language racist is a person that intend to correct a person that writes something wrong in their mother-language. Knowing the fact that the person is from another country and does not know the language well enough to speak/write it perfectly. The language racist will correct the person and leave him looking like a fool, which would make the corrected person feel sad.
Person 1: Helo all, whats up?
Language racist: Hello* (* = correction)
Person 2: Oh lol, owned.
Person 1: :(
Person 1: Youre such a language racist!
Language racist: You're*
Person 2: Hahahahahahaha
Person 1: .....
Language racist by Wriggley March 31, 2009

Language War 

When Middle and High school students fight about who's language is best/least gay/coolest.

French and German almost always lose, simply because French is too gay-sounding and German is more or less useless.
Connor and Becky (both of whom took spainish)started a language war. They decided to play dirty and called Mary and Kelly nazis for taking German for the third year in a row.
Language War by Stonebadger January 2, 2009