Lander

an emotion that is indescribable but is characterized by a feeling of nostalgia, contentment, and a little bit of sadness

“i’m feeling full of lander”

by humanwithlander February 21, 2025

Lander

A Lander is a person you can always rely on. A good friend, a better partner. They can be defined by their ability to tolerate, or even love your worst aspects, especially when you can't stand them yourself. Anything could happen in life, and you could still find yourself loving them. Even if you don’t know how to reverse mistakes, you would still wish for Lander to stay in your life, especially when you realize how much you could miss them.

“You’ll regret not having Lander in your life, so don’t mess it up.”

by geesestay July 4, 2025

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

to lander

To keep talking to random people while on drugs

Last night this guy was landering me at a party, he obviously took loads of MD. ( To lander, verb)

by Trippy pafkous January 19, 2018

Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018

Richard lander school

Piss taking twats be ready for a Chinese teacher to lob a door wedge at you and do not wear white socks cos it makes the uniform look bad you will be getting a fucking spanking for that

Richard lander school twats

by Cocksucker06 October 10, 2021

Beast Lander

Someone who is willing to fight even the toughest of people for you, even if he knows the risks.

Person 1: did you see my boyfriend standing up to the toughest guy in school??
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.

by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022