Lakers

The Greatest Team to ever play the game. From West, Baylor, and Wilt to Magic, Kareem and Worthy to Kobe and Shaq, the Los Angeles Lakers have the greatest team in sports history. And for all yoy laker haters out there, you're just jealous because your favorite team isn't as good as the Lakers.

The Lakers won the title in 1972, 1980, 1982, 1985, 1987, 1988, 2000, 2001 and 2002.

by Jacobs June 22, 2004

Lakers

In South-Central Los Angeles, wearing Los Angeles Lakers clothing and gear is generally considered gang-neutral. While wearing Lakers clothing won't necessarily guarantee your safety, it does make a statement to gang members that you're not looking for trouble.

Wearing Lakers gear in South-Central will buy you a little safety, but it is not guaranteed.

Red (Bloods) + Blue (Crips) = Purple (Lakers color)

by D.L. Crosse March 6, 2007

Lakeland High School

A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.

Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year

Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex

by Just let me make a stupid name August 21, 2016

Laker hater

A person who thinks they're down, special, and cool just because they hate the Lakers. Usually jumps to and sells out to different teams that have a better chance of beating the Lakers.

Laker Hater:
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.

Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.

by Yea boy! May 8, 2005

latera

A super sexy girl. Always trying to make people laugh and cheer them up. Will love you like a sibling when you first meet her unless you make her mad. Sorta violent. Full of talent and smart

Guy: Have you seen that fine girl Latera?
Girl: I called her ugly and she stole my boyfriend then tried to break my arm.

by Susanne Potato December 15, 2013

Lakers Fan

more commonly referred to as kobe dick riders, these lakers fans are A group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his dick all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto.

When kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage

these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.

guy1: hey man do u like basketball?
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp title, GOAT hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..

by juststatingthefacts123456 October 13, 2011

LACERAPE

LACERAPE directly refers to Machine Gun Kelly's(MGK) music, as his last mixtape was titled "Lace Up". It is without a doubt some of the most inspiring music you will ever hear, even Lace Up itself means to get through hard times knowing things will get better, so to never give up which is one of the many reasons MGK is as far as he is today. The term "LaceRape" refers to the first time a new person hears his music because all will instantly be astonished at the level of talent as well as motivation and dedication he puts into the inspirational music. His appreciation of the fans is never overlooked and just adds to how hard u get LaceRaped.

(NOVEMBER 18TH) John: Hey man, I skipped school for the release of "Lace Up"!
Twellvs: Way ahead of u man, I skipped yesterday to get ready for it and today to listen to it.
John: Thats whats up! This malbum is amazing.
Twellvs: Ye forreal, I just listened to all 16 tracks, dialed 911 and filed sexual assault cuz i got fuckin LACERAPED!
John: Ya I just asked my mom to take me out to a restaurant cuz i like to get wine-n-dined before i get LACERAPED!
Twellvs: #LTFU

by TWELLVS June 29, 2011