klusterfuck

A mechanical device or machine that may do it's job, but it:

-Looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.

-Has a gazillion parts to do a simple job, with many extraneous parts that don't do anything but try to look pretty.

-Breaks down more often than not.

-Makes loud or weird movements or noises, burns up, slows down then stops in the middle of something, or generally falls apart before completing it's mission.

Man, did you see that klusterfuck of a muffler Tony put on his Toyota?

by aethernet October 2, 2007

klutch

When you preform an act of greatness.

"Dude you klutched it yesterday when you destroyed that whole enemy team in CallOfDuty Modern Warfare 2 by yourself"

by alex is who i am January 27, 2010

Klutzy Slut

Usually a white bimbo, as the word dictates -

1) She's Klutzy
1a) She's a Ditz with big tits
2) She's slutty or flirty
3) Craves to be owned and objectified

4) High maintenance
5) Can also be a teen

Oh she's just a Klutzy Slut

by AlphaWolfBdsm February 19, 2020

a klutz

Most commonly, a clumsy person

Like when dropping something for the second or third time.-

"I'm such a klutz" meaning I'm so clumsy

by mfrr March 14, 2014

Julian Kutsev

A guy who is known to like little boys and all types of men in general. Russian and tall. Probably has an 8 inch weewee

Dominic: Is that Julian Kutsev?
Kenny: Do you mean the child toucher?
Dominic:Yes, Holy cow I can see his bulge from here

by Michael McCrudden April 11, 2019

Andrew kluse

Stinky Irish ginger

Andrew kluse is a ginger

by shavedpopcorn January 12, 2022

Koup Klutz Klan

A nickname for the morons who invaded the US Capitol on January 6, 2020.

Cletus was thrown in the slammer along with his Koup Klutz Klan compatriots after he tweeted “I’m in the capital butt their never gunna know its me cuz I got on this mustache n glasses LMAO”

by Nicholas D December 9, 2021