kut klose

Kut klose is an r&b group thats hit single was "surrender" in 1995

I love kut klose

by Shitblox October 21, 2015

Kooper

Kooper- An awesome friend. He will always have your back, even if you just suck. He can be annoying sometimes and is really goofy and has a dirty mind. He will always cheer you up. It will be one of the best decisions to be friends with him, it will be your worst to get on his bad side.

Me: Kooper, what the most magical number?
Kooper: 69 of course!

by ClaireBear🐻 December 31, 2021

Kooper Pooper

Leaving a girls house butt naked through the window mid root because her mom came home.

I was at Megan’s house the other day and I had to pull a total Kooper Pooper.

by I poop in lakes March 1, 2022

kloekism

1. An act or way of being that is completely and utterly ridiculous in all aspects. Something that a person does to attract attention to themselves, generally embarrasing themselves and those around them.

2. A royal fuck up.

3. A fabricated story or "tall tale" that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.

1. "I just shit on your porch." "Dude, you pulled a kloek."

2. "I had a fuck up, I was so drunk last night that I ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism."

3. " One time, I had sex with three bitches at the same time, I shit on one, cummed on the other's forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess." "Really?" "Nah, I'm just kloeking around."

by daniskins November 20, 2010

Kloser

1. to shut; conclude
2. to end games and demoralize opponents

1. Kobe Bryant is the best because he is the kloser.

2. Kobe klosed the game last night with tenacity.

by repla June 11, 2010

Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

Kloe

A badass bitch with a sexy body. Hard as hell to get in bed with though.

Kloe is such a great girlfriend, i wish we had sex more often though...

by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017