kleptoking

Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship

This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.

by joecoolthefool February 2, 2017

kleptocracy

The very definition of Brazil.

In Brazil the Workers Party stablished a Kleptocracy (Deltan Dallagnol, Brazilian public attorney)

by docsportello June 20, 2017

kleptography

(n.) Practice of downloading and/or posting photos taken by others while omitting who gave them to you or failing to credit the photographer.

Hey Jack, look at all these pics of the solar eclipse in Lime, Oregon, that I right-clicked and posted to my webpage. Pretty amazing, right? I've been brushing up on my kleptography skills.

by EvenSteve August 31, 2017

Kleptophobia

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.

I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.

by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

Kleptoflash

When you are high and miss some basic thing like mobile or wallet

P1:do you enjoy this party?
P2:yes i would, just i have kleptoflash, and i lost my phone

by Balika2254 January 28, 2020

Kleptoflash

when you are high and you can't find a basic thing like phone, keys, etc

person 1:Do you enjoy this party ?

person 2:Yes I would, but i have kleptoflash...can't find my phone

by rozsits62 January 28, 2020

Klaptopmaniac

A person who routinely steals precious coffeeshop real-estate by propping up a laptop.

Friend: "Hey, let's go to Timbertrain, it's one of the best coffee shops in Vancouver"

Me: "Too bad there's nowhere to sit, it's full of Klaptopmaniacs"

by isaac6172 March 8, 2020