Keyser

Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.

That guy hasn’t done shit at work all . All he does is bitch. Man he’s a real Keyser.

by Camo cocked cowboy November 18, 2017

Keyseys

Verb that correctly defines multiple kisses. Usually a man will send a text message to his significant other with only the word keyseys; by doing so the man is asking for kisses sometime in the near future. By sending such a text, this is regarded as the most polite way to ask a woman for kisses. May also be used by the woman in a reply of text message to confirm or deny said kisses.

Man: Opens his address book in phone and selects the woman he would like to text. Text reads as follows:

Keyseys?

Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:

Keyseys.

*Note the proper punctuation.*

by B10S September 2, 2010

Kaysse

a Kaysse has big titties and smashable. She is gorgeous and very well attractive. She is considered very smart but bad at the same time ;). She is sweet & funny. Always has a smile on her face and has lots of friends. The bad thing ids that she has a bad temper and can get really mad when she has to. Most of all she is the girl of every guys dreams.

"Damn she look good ! who ? she's a Kaysse !"

by ColeWifey October 17, 2011

keysbee

a clutch moment or item in a situation that is key to the advancement of the current event or situation

oh you can start your car without leaving your house? that's keysbee
your house is just down the street from mine, that's keysbee

by chris canzenetti April 2, 2016

kessell

kessell is a very cool mom

omg your mom is such a kessell!!

by established April 16, 2017

keyser soze

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.

Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.

by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018

Kessenich

The greatest last name of all time. If you know anyone that has the last name of Kessenich, you have found a real one.

My homie, Kessenich, is dope as hell.

by BigBallerLavar January 24, 2018