Playing Pacific Poker, Possibly the HUGEST hacker in the world. Winning nearly every hand before the flop. He is hated by many, especially one who goes by the name of "DrKikass"; who beleives he is a cat rapist.
by Mef March 26, 2005
Get the keysersozee mug.Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.
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Get the Keyser mug.Verb that correctly defines multiple kisses. Usually a man will send a text message to his significant other with only the word keyseys; by doing so the man is asking for kisses sometime in the near future. By sending such a text, this is regarded as the most polite way to ask a woman for kisses. May also be used by the woman in a reply of text message to confirm or deny said kisses.
Man: Opens his address book in phone and selects the woman he would like to text. Text reads as follows:
Keyseys?
Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:
Keyseys.
*Note the proper punctuation.*
Keyseys?
Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:
Keyseys.
*Note the proper punctuation.*
by B10S September 2, 2010
Get the Keyseys mug.A pirate name to designate the plural of "keygen", which is a key generator: a software mostly used to activate an illegal copy of an other software.
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Get the keyser soze mug.The greatest last name of all time. If you know anyone that has the last name of Kessenich, you have found a real one.
My homie, Kessenich, is dope as hell.
by BigBallerLavar January 24, 2018
Get the Kessenich mug.Someone who is sexual attracted to keys or key holding objects. Often associated with lock fiddling fetishes.
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