jazzanae

A hot girl that is a sweetheart and will always care about others more than she will care about yourself.

That girl is a jazzanae.

by D_funny May 30, 2017

Jizzard

(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.

"Dude, I had the best time at EDC last month. I even met the Jizzard!"

by CleeTorith February 20, 2023

Jazzarae

Jazzarae is one of the most amazing girls you could ever meet, as long as you don't get on their bad side. They could FUCK YOU UP!!!

Man, that girl is such a Jazzarae

by Seamus-Logan January 18, 2012

Jizza

When you jizz on a pizza.

I jacked off last night, shot my load on the pizza and made Jamie eat it. Dude, pizza and jizz? JIZZA!

by MisterGreen January 16, 2011

juza

Something that is really special or excellent.

"That is a really juza coat, where did you get it?"

by Simon R G B June 29, 2008

Jazzaphilactic Shock

A sudden episode of intense Jazz cramps. Also known as a Jazz Attack or Jazz Trance, wherein the possessor is overwhelmed by the musical genre of Jazz physically/emotionally.

"Damn it Jim! This man is in Jazzaphilactic shock and I'm a Doctor! Not a Saxophonist!"

by herebejames December 30, 2008

The Jizzavel

The alter ego to Jason "Jizz" Semedo.

The life of a party type of guy.
A guy that all the ladies love being around to have fun and shit.
Head of his group and entourage

Also known as: Jizzavelli, Jizzavel and Jax J

Damn that must be "The Jizzavel".
Look its Jizzavel!

by Jizzavel Himself January 30, 2010