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Juniorize

what junior grimes enjoys doing (among many other vices) meaning putting a junioristic twist on whatever he sets his own eyes on.

To juniorize is to convert an item/place/person/etc so that it praises junior or holds him/her in the highest regard imaginable.

To JUNIORIZE something is to make its qualities resemble or at the very least give adoration to junior grimes (the son)

In simple terms, what it means to juniorize something/someone is to make it possess qualities/attributes greatly resembling or worshiping J himself.

Many things can be juniorized, for NOTHING is above being JUNIORIZED.
Sammy wants to juniorize a song so she alters the lyrics to sing about junior grimes instead. That’s an example of what juniorize is

The president must juniorize himself so he alters his appearance to resemble junior, everybody wants to juniorize themselves it’s no secret why.

Females want to get juniorized (juniorize) but to do so they must let junior be inside them or possess their very essence.

Many items/places can be able to juniorize themselves but there’s many ways to achieve juniorization.

If a movie needs a juniorize then fret not, simply replace the protagonist with junior grimes and the plot revolving around Junior’s goals and or ambitionz.

The mayor: I AM GOING TO JUNIORIZE THE ENTIRE WESTERN HEMISPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dontaskaboutmyfish November 2, 2022
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Junioritis

Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:

- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done

Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.

A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.

Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as

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student -> senior

productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).

At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.

Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)
by raiseyourweapon March 5, 2013
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junbob

two people who love each other but also awkward with each other
they are such a junbob
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york junior high

A place of hoes and girls that are jealous if any other girl is friends with there boyfriends girls think they have butts when there's only like 5 that do there are like 3 hot 7th graders and 5 hot 8th graders lol yeah just hoes and f boys that think there all gang gang and hoes
Damn york junior high has a lot of people that musics suck expect for cv
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tomball junior high

a crack house full of whores and faggots who run around with juuls in there muffs making themselves look hella gay.
Most importantly tomball is home, tomball is a place where you can truly express yourself by being extra faggot. the athletics department is home to many of the fast greasy niggers and coaches who act like they give a shit
I go to tomball junior high.

Wow, you must get fucked by your cousin on the weekends:)
by youngfatboy June 6, 2018
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Junior Cert

A useless test taken by all Irish teenagers halfway through secondary school. It involves learning a tonne of shit that you'll forget when you're 18 like everything else at school, only in this case the result has no effect whatsoever on your later life.
Kid: Why do we have to study so hard?
Teacher:It's all going to show up in the Junior Cert.
Unfortunately the conversation ends here as nobody has enough balls to say,'why the hell do we do the Junior Cert?'
by DaMan1997 September 21, 2011
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Choi Junhong

Choi Junhong is a member of a South Korean Boy group called B.A.P (Best. Absolute. Perfect) who is better known as Zelo. He can rap and dance, is known for his LTE rap. He can be cute and all of a sudden tough and cool. He is the biggest baby in the group since he is the youngest and yet the tallest among all his older members. Shy yet full of charisma big baby Zelo.
Choi Junhong also known as Zelo is B.A.P's maknae, the youngest member.
by starflake_dreamer November 10, 2014
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