Jon Busch

Jon Busch is the goalkeeper for the Chicago Fire and quite simply is nuthin to fuck wit.

big jon busch ain't nuttin to fuck wit!

by chicagodipdipfiresetset June 3, 2009

Lil' Jon

1. A hip-hop artist known for his use of only these three words: YEAH, OKAY, and WHAT. In every song cameo, he will use only the above listed words.
2. Also knowns as a method of repelling telemarketers.

"Enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"Enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"Enjoy your flight sir."
"...OKAY!"

"Hello, my name is Bob from Telemarketing Evangelists..."
"WHAT?!"
"Hello, my name is Bob from Telemarketing Evangelists..."
"WHAT?!"
"Sir, is there a legal adult over the age of 18 in the house?"
"WHAT?!"
"Sir, is there a legal adult over the age of 18 in the house?"
"YEAH!"
"May I speak to them?"
"WHAT?!"
*click*

by fro July 10, 2004

jon-jac

He is an asshole that spends 20 to 22 hours a day playing nintendo and jerking off.

Is that asshole still in the basement with mario

He is such a jon-jac

by muderfucker February 22, 2017

Jon Sly

To look at someones Crutch when nobody is watching and being caught.

You have been Jon Slyed Stalking that lady.....

by HairShum June 11, 2006

jon-bonding

1. Bonding over Jon Bon Jovi songs

2. People from different countries, or who speak different languages using Jon Bon Jovi songs as a lingua franca, or to bond together as a group.

I was sitting in a room with all these foreign guys and we were totally jon-bonding over 'You Give Love a Bad Name'

by therathasspoken April 30, 2009

Jon is Gay

Jon's hella gay on everyday of the week, except Thursdays, when he's suicidal

Jon is Gay. So very, very gay

by Jakeisalsogay November 5, 2019

Jon Taffer

The host of the successful TV reality program, Bar Rescue shown on Spike TV, in which Jon finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.

Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O

by Telephony April 26, 2015